arabellesicardi:

honestly if bey and jay z break up forreal i’m resigning. im gonna resign all hope is lost 

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captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(Source: faithlehaane, via arabellesicardi)